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Class of 1962 Holds Hawaiian Holiday
Flash! For the first time in history a State High class holds its reunion in Honolulu Hawaii. We take you there now for an on-the-scene report, after a word from our sponsor.
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Here's our on-the-scene reporter from Hawaii-Take it away Lon K.
I've just completed an interview with the honorable President of the Senior Class of 1962-John Allen Sanders, who has informed me of his many beautiful and romantic adventures in the life of a mortician. Oh, my, there goes the all-star Marty Dooley, dribbling a coconut in the sand. And there sits John Wright hopefully looking on--callouses and all.
As I look up the beach, I see Nancy Montgomery, well known artist sketching stunt driver, Tom Shaw, who is trying to set a world's speed record--in a go-cart that is. Oh, my heavens who's that? Why it's the first female mechanic, Elaine Creasey, running close behind the courageous driver. What's that she's carrying? Why, it's Tom's steering wheel!
If you'll excuse me, I'll get in the latest model car, the Bubble Top, designed by Joe Risemas and Gary Bagley. Thru the express consent of the President of the United States. Thomas Maurice Hadley, we have been given permission to use this car on our trip to downtown Honolulu. As we pass Miller's Fifth Avenue Dress Shoppe, Patti pauses and looks up from a muu muu she is designing. Just around the corner we see Sandy Wallace, who has recently received her degree in psychiatry, with her personal secretary, Lynne Bennett. After talking to Sandy, I have a juicy tidbit which you might be interested in. Jim Stephens, long lost actor, has a split personality. Half the time he thinks he's Freud and the rest of the time he thinks he's Abraham Lincoln.
We are now passing a lily pond. Lo and behold, there stands Jim Palmer realizing his lifelong ambition of being a Navy man, calmly sailing a boat built by Dick Reed.
Patty R. Roberts has just completed her ninth home since she was made Homemaker of Tomorrow.
Alferd Hamblen is seen roaming the streets, cup in hand because two days and ninety-nine deaths after graduation he was fired from his job as a pharmacist. My, my, look at that group of pretty young ladies. Why, isn't that Carolyn Holcomb, Jan Lewis, Joycelyn Myers, Helen Duncan and Mary Lou Leclerq, who are now partners in a secretarial firm on Fifth Avenue?
We interrupt this program to bring you a Special News Bulletin. Jack Tennis has returned to Cape Canaveral on a non-stop trip from earth to Pluto and back again.
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Now back to the bubble top car with Lon K. We are now winding up our downtown tour of Honolulu by arriving on the scene of the Aloha Luau. There goes Dale Shipp, keeping in condition by chasing girls up and down the beach.
We wish to thank Bob Dewey, who has just brought us very refreshing drinks. It seems he never will get away from his job as a bartender.
As we walk around at the Luau, we see many groups talking over old times while they are being entertained with a trumpet solo by Pete Kessel.
In one group, Sharon Lemaire is showing pictures of her thirty-one children--She's a teacher, you know. Onlookers are: Bessie Jones, Christine Ringer, and Patricia C. Roberts. They are all members in that fantabulous, luxurious, money-making, romantic teaching profession.
We now see Dick Davis in the coconut tree sulking and he won't come down because no one wants to see his family living films. His loyal friends, Russell Barnard and Randy Allen are seen tossing him up some bananas. A portion of the never-to-be-forgotten Seabury Winos, Ron Dewey and Steve Voigt are now entertaining the class with a hula dance.
Sandy Robling can be seen passing out advertisements about her wonderful day nursery to JoAnn Broady Lawry, Jerri Austin Martin, and Judy Hughes.
Charles Robertson, a combination of Miedl and McCarthy, is trying to attract the attention of all the native girls by playing his bongos as loud as he can.
Barbara Williams and Jean Warner have just received contracts to replace Mrs. Caroline Kelso and Mrs. Ruth Turner at dear ole State High.
Nancy Walker and Liz Stanisz are partners in a beauty saloon--oops! I mean salon.
What's all the excitement? A fish has just bitten professional surfrider, Johnny Cummins' big toe! Dr. Tom Griffiths assisted by registered nurse, Barbara Wheat, will perform the delicate operation. We are sure it will keep him in stitches.
Many fond and sorrowful good-byes can now be heard as the Luau is about to end. Revere and Ivan Judd closes this wonderful class reunion as we see Dooley dribbling his coconut into the moonlight.
Good-night, ladies and gentlemen.
Class of '62 Last Will and Testament
I, Gary Bagley, will my right arm to any left-handed junior.I, Russell Barnard, will my expert shooting ability with a "22" to Ronnie Roberts
I, Lynn Bennett, will to any freshman with strong nerves, my ability to stick out four years with the Business Department.
I, Linda Cartwright, will my sports ability to any junior girl who needs it and wants all the bruises, sprained ankles, and black eyes to go along with it.
I, Elaine Creasey, being of sound ?? mind, do will to any junior who has time to work a locker combination three times, that gleaming piece of metal - locker number 31.
I, Richard Davis, bequeath my clear-thinking and speech-making ability to anyone who wants it.
I, Ronald Dewey, will my sunglasses and nickname to "Marian" Cooper.
I, Robert Dewey, will my place in Driver's Ed car to anyone who is foolish enough to drive with Johnny Cummins.
I, Martin Dooley, will my ability for having troubles to any fool, who is fool enough to take them. Good-luck!!
I, Helen Duncan, will my ability to forget to study for tests to any junior girl.
I, Tom Griffiths, will my ability to smart off and get by with things to Jim Fox.
I, Tom Hadley, will my track points to Bill Slavens who didn't quite make it.
I, Alferd Hamblen, do hereby will my title as "number one" to Peggy Helt who deserves it more than I.
I, Carolyn Holcomb, will my blond hair to anyone who is tired of using the bottle.
I, Judy Hughes, will to Peggy Helt, the ability to pass Senior English next year under Mr. Mullican.
I, Bessie Jones, will my job at Henri's to any junior who would like a cheaper form of sightseeing.
I, Ivan Judd, will my family living notes to any junior who doesn't know the facts of life.
I, Pete Kessel, will my hot lips and murmuring heart to David Yeager.
I, Jerry B. Kidd, being of unsound mind, will my ability to drag around school in my car and get fined, to any junior who would like to continue my payments.
I, JoAnn Broady Lawry, will my ability for good driving, with exception of one speeding ticket, to any junior who wants it.
I, Sharon Lemaire, will - not only will but give - my naturally curly fuzz-ball to anyone who has enough money to have it "defuzzerized."
I, Jan Lewis, will my typing ability to any underclassman who wants to flunk typing.
I, Mary Lou Leclerq, will my inability to be called upon in class to anyone who doesn't want to study.
I, Jerri Austin Martin, will my ability to eat lunch in publications class and get away with it to Vicki Hoffman, who is always as hungry as I am.
I, Lon Milburn, being fully aware of my mental status, will any ability to get beat at ping-pong by Gayle Wasson to Richard Blair.
I, Patti Miller, do hereby will to any junior who likes candy, my ability to eat a maple bun candy bar everyday and not gain a pound.
I, Nancy Montgomery, being of sound mind do hereby will my art abilities (if any) to anyone who need them.
I, Joycelyn Myers, will my stupidity traits and my 1 lost loves to Carole Tennis.
I, James Palmer, will my shortstop ability to any freshman boy who needs it.
I, Richard Reed, being of sound mind will my ability to chew gum in class to any junior.
I, Christine Ringer, hereby do will to Janice Cartwright, my ability to score in the low 80's - in bowling that is. To Brenda Price, my ability to be nosey, and to Reba Springer, my ability to get involved in so many activities that there is little time left to study.
I, Joe Risemas, will my good nose and driving ability to Dorothy Kerschner.
I, Pat C. Roberts, being of sound mind, do hereby will to any junior girl, the ability to get your fingers caught in every drawer and door at hand.
I, Patricia R. Roberts, being of sound mind, I think, do hereby will to any junior girl who like myself has not had any Home EC classes - The Betty Crocker Award.
I, Charles Robertson, will my new used car to Gary Ashley providing he will buy me a new T-Bird.
I, Sandy Robling, will to Judy Graham any chocolate cookies brought to next year's Y-Teen Initiation and with the luck she will need.
I, John Sanders, will my slender physique to that well-rounded, Bill Dean.
I, Tom Shaw, will my ability to ruin cars
I, Dale Shipp, do hereby bequeath all my broken-hearted dames to Bill Slavens.
I, Liz Stanisz, will my blond hair to Marilyn Whaley and to whoever can afford it.
I, Jim Stephens, will my big brown eyes to Jim Fox, who needs something.
I, Jack Tennis, will my ability to get along with the teachers to any junior that needs it.
I, Steve Voigt, will my car and my summer vacation to anyone who needs a good laugh.
We, Nancy Walker and Sandy Wallace, will our ability to skip school and get caught to any junior girl who likes to talk to Mr. Miedl. Good Luck. (You'll need it.)
I, Jean Warner, will my ability to misplace pictures in publications class to next year's Analyst editor.
I, Barbara Wheat, will my ability to run out of thread to any junior girl in clothing class.
I, Barbara Williams, will my ability to sew to any junior who needs it.
I, John Wright, will three inches from my nose to George Azar who is in bad need of it.